All The Tongue You’ll Ever Want Or Need

Nurses in tongue masks

First base will never look the same again!

A tongue, we’ve all got one. We kiss with it, play with it and sometimes get stuck to frozen things with it. We eat it, make money with it and every once in a while get lucky with it.

We abuse them and they still clean our teeth for us. A tongue is great to taunt someone with, even if it’s not the tongue that gets the occasional beat-down afterwards.

Our tongues are always covered in spit but they never complain and they help mash our food even when it’s moms brussell sprouts. Yes, it’s time tongue, very much time you get some respect. Enjoy this tribute tongue, we can’t imagine life without you.

Here goes, “once upon a time there was this tongue, a strong and wonderful tongue…” blah, words don’t describe the reverance a tongue deserves… so just take a look.

The Marketing Tongue

Strawberry tongue
Fish tongue
Tongue art

The Celebrity Tongue

Brad Pitt tongue
Madonna tongue

The Abused Tongue

Tongue pierced by drill
Tongue pierceings

Teh Goofy Tongue

The underpaid waitress tongue
Silly tongue faces

‘There’s something wrong with that, but it’s still sexy’ tongue

Colored tongue
Weird tongue
Curled tongue

Tongue food (it tastes you back, imagine that!)

Cooked tongue
Cow tongue

And of course famous tongues in action

Britney Spears Kissing + Gene Simmons Rocking

Oops, hey wait! I don’t have your picture yet!

Popular Wealth wants to host a photo gallery of famous, and not so famous… yet, blog owners tongues. If you have a tongue (do you have a tongue?) and you have a blog (of course you have a blog) send in a picture of yourself showing off that tongue! What better way to promote your blog can there possibly be?? Each picture will link to it’s respective blog. Don’t be shy! Feel free to write your blogs name on a piece of paper and hold it up in your picture… or safely write it on yourself… or… be creative! Legal notice – by sending in the picture you certify that you took it and/or are the person in the picture.

Send them in!

UPDATE: Keep sending them in! At this point I’m considering devoting an entire category on Popular Wealth to the “crazy faces behind the blogs you love” or “Blog Faces” or other similar as of yet to be determined title just for you guys/gals. If you can stick out your tongue and make a fun face, or run with the idea and be creative, it’s free PR… so send them in.

Here are a couple I just got to give you an idea… if you don’t write your blog name on something in your photo i’ll add it to the image and link it to you myself… send them in, show off, it’s fun!
The tongue representing Foolsville.net!
The Monkey behind Monkeychapps.com!

Take the pic, send it in, join the fun!